16th September - Things you'll NEVER see me doing




- Voting for the Conservative party

- Spelling words incorrectly

- Worshipping the Royal Family

- Agreeing with parental violence towards children

- Watching a cricket match

- Stepping foot in any non-dance music nightclub

- Voting for Brexit

- Listening to heavy metal music

- Popping anything up my bottom

- Going to O Beach in Ibiza (okay, I admit, I went ONCE, but that was only to snaffle the hospitality tab they gave me in return for a journalistic review. I inhaled all the free steak, glugged down as many cocktails as the package would allow, and then left after 30 mins).




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