18th May - A Quick Reminder...



Two things. Firstly, you can now (finally) purchase your tickets to my stand-up comedy debut at London's iconic 'Comedy Store' venue. Ticket link is available via recent posts on my socials, but be quick, because they're selling fast. Secondly, as of this weekend, I'll be away for a week and I won't have my phone on during that time. I'm going full digital detox to relax the mind, and it's much-needed after a jam-packed year so far.

However, the devoted fans of this diary are my number, well... not 'one', but maybe... 'four', priority. So with that in mind, I'm scheduling a whole host of posts to be published on this site next week whilst I'm away. Each day will bring a countdown of a certain 'Top 10'. There's the Top 10 songs of all time, the Top 10 movies of all time, I even debated doing 'The Top 10 positions of the Kama Sutra', but I think my in-laws read this blog from time-to-time, so best to steer clear of that one.

I won't be promoting the blogs on socials like I usually do, so only the most hardcore of fans will remember to log on daily, and visit the website to check out each 'Top 10' as the days pass. Those who successfully do this, and prove it by leaving a comment at the bottom of each diary entry, will win a very special prize when I return. Who IS the number #1 'Year of the Gable' fan? I guess we'll find out soon!








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