21st Feb - Ranking Tesco Meal Deals



My last post was a bit heavy, both emotionally, and intellectually. So here's the pallet cleanser to your rich merlot and beef-laden main... Meal deals. Which ones are good? I'll start by adding, Co-Op are overpriced and the butties are dryyyy, Sainsburys lacks sufficient choice (though the Chicken & Stuffing on white bread is a stellar effort), M&S and Waitrose aren't even really meal deals 'cuz they cost more than a fiver, and I don't shop in ASDA enough to form a valid opinion. So we're stuck with the O.Gs, Mr Blue-checked shirt, speckled beige/brown floors, and Clubcard discounts. Tesco.


MAINS:

God: Honey & Mustard Chicken Pasta, Salmon & Tuna Sushi, The Chicken Club Sandwich, Chicken & Bacon Caesar Salad, Southern Fried Chicken Wrap, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Tuna & Cucumber Sandwich, Hoisin Duck Wrap.

Mid: Chicken & Bacon Pasta, Deli Meat Feast Sub, Tuna & Sweetcorn Pasta, Ham & Cheddar Sub, Prawn-Layered Salad, Cheese & Onion Sandwich, Egg Mayonnaise Sandwich, Ham, Egg & Coleslaw Salad, Prawn Mayonnaise Sandwich.

Shit: Cheese & Tomato Pasta, Egg & Cress Sandwich, Just Ham Sandwich, Plant Chef Falafel Houmous Wrap, Tuna Crunch Sandwich, Cheese Sandwich No Mayonnaise.





SNACKS:

God: Flame Grilled Steak McCoys, Pickled Onion Monster Munch, Fridge Raiders Chicken Bites, Nice N Spicy Nik-Naks, Pringles Sour Cream & Onion, BBQ Beef Hula Hoops, Cheese & Onion Walkers Max, Twix White Xtra, Snickers Duo.

Mid: Roast Beef Monster Munch, Walkers Baked Cheese & Onion, Egg Protein Pot, 2 Melton Mowbray Pork Pies, Salt & Vinegar Snack-A-Jacks, Scotch Egg, Peperami.

Shit: Popchips, Ready Salted Walkers, Love Corn, Eat Natural Protein Bar, ProperCorn Lightly Sea Salted, itsu Prawn Crackers, Bear Pure Fruit Yoyos Mango, Nakd Blueberry Muffin Bar.






DRINKS:

God: Coca-Cola, Pepsi Max Cherry, Ribena Blackcurrant Really Light, Tropicana Orange Juice Smooth, Dr Pepper, Innocent Strawberry & Banana Smoothie, Oasis Summer Fruits, Fanta Fruit Twist, Capri-Sun, Lucozade Sport Orange.

Mid: Fanta Orange, Sprite, Red Bull, Orangina, Mountain Dew, Monster Energy Ultra, Tango, Coca-Cola Zero, Rubicon Sparkling Strawberry & Kiwi.

Shit: Lucozade Original, Lipton Ice Tea Peach, Evian Water, Juice Burst Orange, V Energy Drink, San Pellegrino, Pepsi Max Raspberry, Rockstar.





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