100 Loves - Numbers #100 to #81


Can you name 100 things about your life, or the world, that you love? Have you ever thought about the things you're most grateful for? If not, why not start today... Write down a list of the things that give you the most enjoyment and internal satisfaction. In these times - more than any - we're in need of positivity! Each segment of 20 will be published daily, all this week, live at 6pm GMT on Twitter via @journojake. 



So without further ado, here's my Top 100 Loves, starting with no. #100 to #81...
*This list does not contain friends or family, as you're all obvs my number #1 (smooooth!)



100. Zebras
Magnificent beasts. Essentially just horses in a sexy black & white onesie. 


99. Streams
Not the ones you get on YouTube or Spotify. But the small, cute little river-type structures.


98. Apple Juice
Superior to OJ (the drink, not 'Simpson') in almost every way. Pressed, rather than concentrated.



97. BBC Radio 1
Still bringing us bangers, and the home of the essential mix. God bless Annie, Danny, and Pete.



96. Duck Feathers
The ultimate duvet material. Pair with Egyptian cotton sheets for an unbeatable sleeping experience.



95. Football Stickers
The ones you used to collect/swap as a kid at school, in the big sticker album. "Got, Got, Need!"



94. Malibu & Pineapple
Like a cross between a Bounty and a Pina Colada. A little feminine, but supremely refreshing.



93. Autumn Leaves
Brown, crisp, and crunchy. Nothing beats stepping on them, except for the 92 items listed below...



92. Thorpe Park
The speed of 'Stealth' once forced me to pee myself a little. In beige chinos. Nowhere to hide. 



91. The smell of freshly cut grass
As Martin Tyler once said during his iconic 'Agueroooo' commentary... "Drink it in!"



90. Mushrooms
Some people they're slimy in the mouth. But those people don't usually mind slimy in the mouth.



89. Batman
The greatest hero of them all. Hasn't even got super-powers. Just does it 'cuz he's a total G. 



88. Airports
The buzz of the over-priced WH Smith sandwich, the rush to boarding gate number 46. Unbeatable.



87. Maya Jama
There's two reasons why she makes this list. Her silky smooth hair, and vibrant personality, obvs.



86. Dressing Gowns
Warm and cosy, wrap 'em around yourself like a lovely hug in a mug. Perfect Zoom call attire. 



85. Swimming
After spending 9 months in the womb, it's only natural we love to bob around in water as a hobby.


84. The Big Tasty
Maccy's piece de resistance. Imagine a Big Mac on steroids. And that sauce, OMG the sauce. 



83. Rafa Nadal
A man who oozes coolness. Made sleeveless vests and white three-quarters acceptable Tennis clothing.



82. St Patrick’s Day
The greatest patron saint, even if you're not Irish. A chance to get smashed and neck Guinness.



81. Meditation
Like hitting 'reset' on a games console. but in your mind. Never tried it before? Why not give it a go!


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